I work in IT support and enjoy surfing the 'Computer & Internet' section of Yahoo! Answers every once in awhile and fielding some questions. I've seen my fair share of stupid questions from users and they've seen their fair share of smart-ass answers when they...
Ask Cam the IT Guy.
Question: i cant figure out how to get my iTunes skin on iTunes,? -Wonder Chelsey
Answer: Ask
Leatherface.
Question: while doing anything on my laptop it has suddenly started to stop and show nothing but a wallpaper like design? -janafay30
Answer: Is it starting to stop or stopping to start?
Question: wats a good note to post on facebook? -smileysharon010
Answer: That you ask stupid questions on Yahoo! Answers.
Question: Problems embedding a .wmv file to a web page? -flapanthers2000
Answer: No, I don't.
Question: why does my cricket internet keep saying connection failed? -Bill Gates has $50 Billion
Answer: Probably because it's a cricket and has no idea what the Internet is.
Question: pretty please click it please? -Ellie
Answer: No, I will not cyber with you.
Question: There was a website that you could go to create your own fake video news report as jokes, what is the website? -Jason
Answer: Why create your own fake news video when you could be in a real one!? All you need to do is try to speed away from the cops or something and you'll be on the local news stations in no time.
Question: how do i format my computer? i don't have a disk, i have vista? -kellenleah
Answer: I'm really confused on how you don't have a disk, yet you have Vista.
Question: What are the "unique crops" for the Green Thumb Ribbon in Farmville? -Emily
Answer: You can grow children.
Question: I have a macbook as my school computer and i accidently locked the mouse and it will not work now any help? -Lauren
Answer: Probably because you locked the mouse, but that's just a guess.
Question: how much would it cost? -Kasia
Answer: No, I will not be your gigolo.
Question: If you use AOL 9.*.* with say Qwest, Cox, or Comcast are you ON the internet twice? -Peter D
Answer: Yes. It's like when your mom makes you two Cup O'Noodles. Just in case you spill one in your parents' basement, you'll still have the other one.
Question: Please help! Every time I google my name my myspace page comes up!? -Olivia
Answer: That is generally how it works.